Shirts

It's been a few months since the shirt imbroglio which later became known as 'shirtgate'

Last night my cleaners called;

'will you please check and see if we gave you someone else's shirts?
okay hold on, yep I got four that aren't mine

(how could you think these were mine I thought, they are not my style at all, and this one has dreadful ring around the collar. Don't you know me by now?)


Will please bring them back?
of course I will first thing in the morning.


This morning I'm getting ready for work and I find that in addition to the four shirts they wrongfully gave me yesterday, I have four that aren't mine from Saturday. And no, these weren't to my taste either. I need a serious style makeover if they think I'm wearing this stuff.

The real point is why the eff can't they give people the right shiznit? I should change, but they are nice people, and if they lose something I get a brand new one, which can work out nicely.

So on the way to work today I returned the 8 shirts that belong to one of my neighbors. While I briefly considered saying something on the order of 'if this is the motherf**er who has my lost sh*t, tell him to effinn' give it back' See I'm still hung up on the fact that one of their other customers got some of my shirts and kept them, could it be this guy?

'They can be effing with other n's shiznit, but they can't be effin' wit mine'

I'm sure this guy will be bummed that I gave them back, cause from what I saw replacements were in order. What does he care, he's probably the guy who's got my red Geoffrey Beene keeping him warm at night.